shamateur

An "amateur" athlete who is virtually professional.

The Oklahoma Sooners football team is made up of shamateurs.

by tcoiler November 29, 2012

spamatee

<n.> one who generates titles for spam emails by adding random pop culture references together in an attempt to entice the recipient into opening the email

-from the South Park episode where manatees made Family Guy jokes by picking pop culture reference balls

-coined by Mike Parker of collegeuniv.com and writer/animator of College University

"Title: Nazi Toddlers Ruined My Birthday, this email must have been made by spamatees."

by Paswa August 19, 2008

spamsturbate

V - to spamsturbate is to masturbate many times consecutively. Occassionally this is to see who can ejaculate the most times in a set period of time.

P1 - Hey I'm going to go spamsturbate.
P2 - I can spamsturbate better than you!

by Kenneth Pinyan November 6, 2007

spazmaturity

Random moments or comments of maturity from seemingly immature people.

also known as a 'spazmaturic episode'.

Jon showed great spazmaturity when the very unhelpful I.T tech said they could not supply him with a replacement Mac keyboard... on any other day he would have sent a very abusive email, phone call, and/or letterbomb.

by Ma_shoe Bin_cent October 12, 2008

Spamter

The word created from the words 'Spam' and 'Banter'. Only Spamtastic Casseroles can utilise this word in the correct manner.

Ha that's SPAMTER!

by Casserole Queen July 13, 2011

spamturday

When you post a lot of Instagram stories on a Saturday...

I was bored in home early this weekend so I posted Spamturday stories on my IG

by JGGL October 15, 2022