Spagen wagon

A person that is extremely irritating but doesn't realise that they are.

Omg Eliza's such a spagen wagon she can't take a hint.

by Shadow_crystal April 17, 2017

spag head

Spag head or spaghead is derived from "spaghetti head."

One who has many thoughts or ideas, personal or work related, running through one's mind.

She was a real spag head. She had alot on her mind and seemed to need a way to organize her thoughts and ideas.

by jestrex May 7, 2009

SAGMT

Sexy Ass GMT, someone who is so amazingly attractive and can't keep the hoes off him,most people recognize him by his good looks and his muscular body. Most definitely has a big peen and a fat ugly sister.

Kate Upton:damn that guy is so hot

Jennifer Aniston:Yeah that's SAGMT he is so sexy even though his dads a fat greasy bastard.

by GreenViper13 April 17, 2019

spaggage

spaggage :- extra vaginal baggage / hanging labia.

''my god she has got serious spaggage. its like a fucking octupus (zoidburg)''

by luke mackie September 8, 2009

SNAGM

Social
Networking
Attention
Grab
Message

The types of messages put up on Facebook, MySpace, etc. by people craving attention.

You see SNAGMs every day from people that want your attention but are too proud to ask for it directly, so they travel an annoying route to grab you but all you really wanna do is ignore them.

Jimmy Smalls posts a SNAGM on almost a daily basis. No one has hung out with him lately (probably cos his feet stink and his parents never have anything to eat in the fridge). Instead of dialing, texting or visiting a friend, he takes his woe to Facebook in the form of sympathy-seeking status updates such as:

Jimmy Smalls is swimming in a sea of sorrow.

Jimmy Smalls hates being Jimmy Smalls.

Jimmy Smalls is thinking about playing some Russian Roulette.

You get the idea! As you can see, Jimmy seems to be climbing a downward spiral. However, if Jimmy really wanted to do any harm to himself, he wouldn't post a warning on Facebook. Jimmy is just craving attention and there are plenty of Jimmys out there.

by Geoff AF May 13, 2010

Shagmas

you definitely saw the comments under the tiktok saying someone added “shagmas” to the urban dictionary

how is your christmas? you mean my shagmas

by actuallyidontknow December 27, 2021

spag mouth

the orange hue that forms around your mouth after eating spaghetti with tomato sauce

did you see joe's spag mouth mmm id lick it up

by nualaisgud March 30, 2017