swaffer

Derived from the word dutch word Swaffelen, desrcribes a person who'd rather slap their flacid dick against something than actually harden up and do it

Stop being such a swaffer and ask her out already

by YourFavouriteVan May 13, 2022

Saffer

South African. Originates from the way some Londoners pronounce "Saff Africa". (Mainly used in England, esp. London)

There are enough southern hemisphere rugby players in the Guinness Premiership to make a team of only Saffers, Kiwis and Aussies!

by totiboy January 13, 2010

Skaffer

A weasel that steals money from mates mothers.

That skaffer kid is a right twat

by trosoman July 10, 2012

austin spafford

A hypocrite that you can never trust, but is v-good in sports and lying about certain things.

austin spafford told me not to hit people, then he hit me, that hypocrite!

by Sim Shady 1234j;adfj;lsfsdfa October 14, 2013

Shaffer

Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.

That kid was such a Shaffer! He just threw a dildo at the Professor, and the Professor apologized!

by Publius42069 May 22, 2019

Spaffed

A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.

My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.

by Boss Hating Prick July 26, 2019

spiffer

An adjective used to describe a dirtball who's all dressed up. A combination of spiffy and dapper.

"Dude, you look so spiffer tonight!"

by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005