Spacekees

1. An unusually absent minded person who often misinterprets social situations and sarcasm in humorous ways.
2. A person who fails to see cause and effect, causing humorous or obvious conclusions to be concluded.
3. A person who is or seems to be a catalyst for strange events. When around a type 3 Spacekees strange events take place, either as a direct result of the presence, or just by pure coincidence.
4. A person who can be occupied with (seemingly) unimportant and/or trivial objects.

The origin of the word "Spacekees", arguably, comes from Dutch 'stoner' circles, where the words "spacend" and "kees" were appended. Spacend meaning 'seemingly unreal' or 'mind blowing', and Kees being a stereotypical Dutch name (which is nowadays often used in humorous context).

Nowadays the use of the word has spread to other circles, which do not necessarily need a connection to mind-altering drugs. Now and then it is just shortened to "Kees" in very clear contexts.

<A CD is placed on a table while Spacekees isn't looking>
Damn, a CD, appearing from thin air! Awesome!

by Spacekees January 8, 2009

Sissy Spacek

you need three people to pull this one off. make sure you have a camera nearby as this is a very rare stunt to pull off. first, you get jessica simpson to get naked and bend over. then the second person holds a bucket of dry ice under her ass. then you back up and kick the dry ice up her butthole like a punt-kicker. volia'..sissy spacek.

man #1: it's a good thing i had so much blow on me last night.

man #2: why's that?

man #1: how else would i have convinced jessica simpson to participate in a sissy spacek with my buddy and i?

man #2: gee, i wish i were there to see that.

man #1: indeed.

by cocktupus January 28, 2008

Spacekodd

The best damn rapper in the whole freaking world most of yall be wilding but spacekodd iis litt

Aye yo Spacekodd is so good

by Spacekodd fan September 26, 2020

Spaceket Case

A cross between a space cadet and a basket case. A sort of Ditzy meets ADHD. The person comes to you in a flurry of hyper/frenetic activity and hands off a task for you. They're in a major hurry to leave for something. Problem is that they forgot one or more key details that you need to be able to do your part.

Jill: God I wish he'd finish everything before he heads to happy hour.

Tim: What did he forget this time?

Jill: He didn't make the deposit. I can't process this without the money being there. God what a spaceket case.

by RogueSun January 2, 2008

spaceknow

Knowing someone, not necessarily personally, but from online network sites such as MySpace or Facebook and, may or may not have actually ever met the person. Usually used when someone has been 'creeping' on myspace on a hot girl or boy

Tim: Hey that Julie chick is hot as! Do you know her
Johnno: Well i dont really know her, but i spaceknow her.
Tim: Sooo... what your saying is you look at her pictures on myspace
Johnno: Naaah i dont look at her pictures or anything
Tim: .....
Johnno: Ok, maybe i do just a little bit

-or-

"Yeh i have never met him, but i spaceknow him."

by nathanfraz May 9, 2009

spaceknown

Someone known globally and is popular outer space as well

Person 1: You are spaceknown.
Person 2: Thanks, I know.

by SpaceKnown January 6, 2023

Spacekin

Spacekin, a word that we have no fucking idea what it is.

:Example:

Person 1: "Hi, i made a oc called Spacekin and she/he is super nice!"
Person 2 :"Spacekin? The fuck is a Spacekin? Stop coming up with retard names!"

by SpazFagget June 18, 2016