A Chick, Sorority girl, or any person who is overly facinated with the color pink, sparklies, and glitter.
Friend: Hey John you bang that Stitute last night?
John: Yea man, but I've washed my sheets a bezillion times and still can't get rid of her pink glitter makeup stains.
John: Yea man, but I've washed my sheets a bezillion times and still can't get rid of her pink glitter makeup stains.
by Stalemelon March 25, 2007
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any girl that goes to cox high school (va) who also possesses all or most of the following:
1. sluttish/whorish behaviours and appearances
2. ignorant parents (oh wait, everybody at cox has those)
3. sucks at school (see #1)
4. is lacking in brain power
5. is active in official and "unofficial" school activities (see #3)
6. unknown sexual tendencies (not common, yet not unheard of.)
1. sluttish/whorish behaviours and appearances
2. ignorant parents (oh wait, everybody at cox has those)
3. sucks at school (see #1)
4. is lacking in brain power
5. is active in official and "unofficial" school activities (see #3)
6. unknown sexual tendencies (not common, yet not unheard of.)
girl A: omg! like she is like so much like a coxtitute.
girl 2: oh! so thats like why our english teacher gives her like an A!
girl 2: oh! so thats like why our english teacher gives her like an A!
by drummer2265 December 10, 2008
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After being let go from my employer during the dot-com bust, I became a softitute and would work for any company with a little bit of cash.
by softitute September 28, 2011
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Get the Wangular Softitude mug.I sat at the bar and played prostitute or not-stitute until 4:30 last night. Turns out they are all whooores.
by jcav October 7, 2010
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by The Pensi February 25, 2009
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