Carla Sowards

Sexy 80 year old grandmother with tight gluets and a large cliteral hood. she enjoys riding stiff falice and at times uses one's testicles as a trampoline. she is fond of hard cock in her colon and loves the feeling of David or Paul's semen in there. When aroused, carla will go senile and sing jingle bells in dog language and goes on to grope you which then leads into a sex marathon, which is quite the remenisent of hardcore porn. if you would like to see this piece of ass on tape, search senile on xnxx.com

Hey, carla! stop using your mudflaps to cook eggs for ruckus.

Oooooooh carla!

I get tazz, and ruckus. Halle and melanie. sue, and charles. CARLA, AND SENILE!

Carla sowards is always on my balls.

by DkP_Senile July 12, 2012

Sowhound

You either stumbled across this word by seeing my previous post, sowbag, or you took a look at our family tree and realized there was a serious demand for a new definition. Of course Sowhound was founded by the same gentlemen who created sowbag. Ha how mature. Is a Sowhound a noun? Adjective? Verb? This is where people tend to go wrong. Being a Sowhound is a lifestyle. There are endless opportunities and paths you can venture on to become a Sowhound . Do you really think bourgeois wakes up everyday and cheers “yay I’m a Sowhound. No. This is a two step process. First you have to become a sowbag, and then the top 1% of them evolve into the hound. It involves countless hours, years of drinking and sudden urges to chug Tito’s throughout the day. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

“It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a Sowhound... oh wait it’s just Bourgeois”

by Pricey1097 February 1, 2021

sawaheed

The act of coughing one's roommate's hands to a table leg and repetitively hitting him with a rubber penis while he is gagging on a squash ball

"oh lurd yesterday i had a sweet sawaheed session with one of my roommates"
"oh no you didn't... did he enjoy the sawa?"

by knekkie September 19, 2016

Swahoodle

Swahoodle; verb, to yeet or throw something with gusto

Christian swahoodled my baby in the common room!

by RIPEggwardo March 8, 2021

swahili

A language spoken in many parts of East Africa, including Tanzania, Kenya, Uganda and others. It is a mixture of the native Bantu language and Arabic. Swahili is written in a Roman script (i.e. like English).

Q: What language do they speak in Tanzania?
A: They speak Swahili.

by Nabeel Jafferali June 22, 2004

socaholic

a die-hard fan of the soca genre of music.

I can't get enough of this soca. I'm a socaholic.

by shotty373 July 10, 2009

solah

Dia ni susah nak ditafsir sehinggakan dictionary ini decide better buat ayat macam ini

Solah is there, solah is here , solah is everywhere.

by Prof alhamdulillah April 22, 2018