South American Alligator Chomp

First, venture deep into South America and find that bangin' South American girl we all dream of. Now you found her, follow these simple instructions. While receiving oral sex from your partner, stick your thing all the way down her throat. Gently cup their chin as if you were going to pick her head up and kiss her. Place the other hand just above the forehead almost as if you were going to say, "shoulda had a V8." Next, simultaneously push her jaw together in a chomping motion while your penis is still in their mouth. Finally, blow your load of bloody jizz into her mouth. There you have it, the South American Alligator Chomp.

Roscoe: I was fuckin' around in the Amazon the other day and I saw this hella fine Venezuelan bitch.

Jeremiah: You tap dat shit?

Roscoe: Nah, she just gave me the South American Alligator Chomp.

Jeremiah: Tight!

Black Man: Stop talkin like you black, nigga yo name is Jeremiah fo niggas sake.

by KaMaSuTrA xX February 9, 2009

south.american_baby

south.american_baby is a semi famous tik tok girl . Her most liked tik tok got 160k likes and her real name is Jasmyn . Her bio has a brazilian 🇧🇷and japanese🇯🇵 flag suggesting her nationality. Another blasian tik toker smh

have you seen south.american_baby on tik tok ?

by james_087 April 17, 2020

South American sunburn

When a man twists you dick into another shade of red

Man that was the best South American Sunburn I've every had !

by Edgy2002 February 17, 2017

south american summer

Where a bunch of people smoke pot and get hammered then go streaking and pulling pranks on people

James and his friends gathered to participate in a South American summer

by BrickBurgundy November 8, 2013

South American Splint

A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.

"Josh! Get the zip ties and that picture of your sister, I have to make a South American splint"

by Hungzo October 5, 2017

South American Soup Bowl

The act of taking bowling hot soup (normally chicken noodle, egg drop, cheese and broccoli, etc.) and pouring it into a females vagina, then eating it with a spoon. The sound produced by the female after having this performed is similar to the Guanaco, which is an animal native to south america, hence the name South American Soup Bowl.

Ethan: "I heard you gave Sally a South American Soup Bowl last night."
Carson: "Yeah, she told me that she will put my penis in a zippeh as revenge."

by xxhentaihavenxx December 27, 2019

South American Snow

Cocaine

Person 1: Bro do you know where I can get some of that South American Snow?
Person 2: Yeah bro, just like the name insists the best ones are in Columbia or Peru.

by lilauss November 6, 2021