Sour Patch Kids

When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.

I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.

My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids

by Dat1boii June 19, 2020

Sour Patch Kids

A sour candy that slowly gets sweeter the longer it stays in your mouth

Girl:Oh no I dropped my Sour Patch Kids
Boy:Then pick them up you lazy bitch

by Rizz queen June 17, 2023

sour patch kids 69

sour sweet then 69

Hey wanna 69 with some sour patch kids 69

by ydam November 27, 2020

Sour patch kids energy drink

If you drink this your a fucking child and your parents don't care about you

"don't be a bad guy, don't drink sour patch kids energy drink :D"

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 12, 2022

Blue sour patch kids

THE BEST CANDY IN THE WORLD

Me: Hey John I just had blue sour patch kids
John: YOU’RE SO LUCKY OH MY GOSH

by Gam gam Glenda July 31, 2021

Sourpatch Kids

A group of underage girls who spread STI's

Dude 1: "Hey man i heard you were with Jenny last night, isn't she part of the Sourpatch Kids?"

Dude 2: "Shit man I hope not, i've already been swabbed 6 times this month!"

by peteypablo204 December 16, 2009

SourPatchKids

1. A globally famous candy company.

2. An Organisation, lead by Tarek Chaalan. Which consists of a group of high school boys. Who’s goal is to entertain others.

-These sourpatchkids taste amazing

-The SourPatchKids group are so cool

by tarek chaalan October 1, 2018