noun {C} or adjective

The antithesis of sapiosexual—that 2010s shibboleth of Doctor Who fanboys and Dunning–Kruger effect case studies—a stultosexual is a person who is aroused by or attracted to stupidity. The heart (or sex drive) wants what it wants, and sometimes that want has precious little to do with the brain.

From L. stultō ("foolish, fatuous, generally stupid as fuck") + -sexual.

Cf. "I Never Said I Was Deep" by Jarvis Cocker for the dipshit debauchee's perspective.

A: "I read that Bitcoin is fungible. Is that why you can use it to buy shrooms on the dark web?"

B: "Well, sort of, but that's not entirely it... Hey, come to my place and I'll show you my portfolio, maybe?"

Posse of wingmen and wingladies: "That bastard's without a doubt a stultosexual."

Jenna's formidable intellectual acumen, which her command of all the Finno-Ugric languages evinces, means that her prodigious carnal activities are, from her perspective, inherently stultosexual.

by DrSJohnson November 17, 2019

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solasexual

Conjunction: solace + sexual: n. Someone who hooks up with another, not for love, attraction, or boredom, but out of mutual sorrow. adj. Having the characteristics of sexual activity performed exclusively to fuck the misery out of each other.

"My job sucks, my divorce papers came in, and I turned 40 today. Might as well find a crummy dive bar and get some solasexual action."

by Anhedonis October 13, 2011

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Sososexual

A person, usually a politician, who sides with any sexual orientation in order to gain political favor and get more votes. Is not confined to any sexual preference, but buy opinion only.

Candidate 1: "I think I will run for office this year. Run for president, governor, mayor or something..."

Candidate 2: "You think you can win any of the Homosexual voters over?"

Candidate 1: "Oh yes!, because I am Sososexual, so whomever is the vast majority of the class at the time, gets my approval."

by Webster Poindexter October 20, 2012

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