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Sloner

someone who only smokes weed alone

mainly because of extreme paranoia and social anxiety

they may also just want to escape reality and be in their own world
swim: for someone whos buys plenty of weed iv never seen you stoned

leo: i told you already im a muthafuckin sloner!

swim:...wheres my cash?

leo: alright lets smoke
by fuckinleo December 9, 2008
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Sooner Shitbreak

A horrendous experience between two girls sharing a restroom at the bar, where one girl takes a massive dump and causes the other girl to vomit because of stench.
Two girls decide they need to use the restroom together at the bar. The first girl sits down and mid-urination decides to up the ante and take a shit. The smell is so disgusting it causes the second girl to vomit. When girl number two leans over toilet to let it fly, sight of recent monstrosity circulating in the shallow end causes a second purge.
by Bill Browsky November 11, 2003
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Sloner

A boner aquired while sleeping. A sleep boner.
Guy 1: Hey man I had such a sloner last night
Guy 2: Why man what were you dreaming about?
Guy 1: Your mom dawg.
by The D Murf February 8, 2009
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Boomer Sooner

1. The fight song for the University of Oklahoma.

2. A chant amongst alumni and fans of the school. When in the presence of other Sooner fans, one person must first yell "Boomer!!!" and it is the duty of someone nearby to reply "Sooner!!!". Both must be done as loudly as possible.

(Can result in embarrassment when one yells "Boomer!!!" under the false pretense other Sooner fans are around, and receives no response as a result.)
1. "Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Booner Sooner ! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner OKU!!!!
2.
Sooner Fan 1: "Look at that guy over there...he's got a OU hat on!"
Sooner Fan 2: Awesome, see if he can hear us.
Sooner Fan 1: "BOOOMER!!!!!!!"
Guy: "SOOOOOONER!!!!!!!"
by Our Roy Williams Is Better December 8, 2010
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sooner

Short for sooner blitz. Verb or noun.

An umbrella term that encompasses the acts of passing, stealing, grabbing, taking, rushing, cramming or buying something.
"Let's sooner blitz those tables over there."
"Can I sooner a Big Mac and some fries?"
"Sooner that slow driver."
by kearns May 4, 2006
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Jenni Soldner

A name for an epic stand-up comedian who will have you rolling in hysterics within 30 seconds.
Dude, that comedian was totally a Jenni Soldner!
by standupcomedyexpert November 26, 2022
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sooner or later

Never.

If someone tells you they will do something "sooner or later", they most likely have no intention of ever doing it.

See also: Eventually
I'll get around to raking the leaves sooner or later. *procedes to drink beer and continues watching TV*
by Wanda Wishbone September 8, 2008
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