sockpussy

An item that is used in jail or prison. Take an ordinary sock, insert a plastic baggy into the sock, fill the baggy with vaseline, then use it to whack the shit out of your pud. When thru, discard the whole thing. Told to me by an ex-jailbird.

Guy 1. "When was the last time you had some good sockpussy?
Guy 2. "Last night!!"

by adcadc April 22, 2008

Pocktapus

2 arms , 6 pockets , and all the potential in the world .

I can not tattoo you while your a pocktapus on a grandstand roll .

by (CHIEF)Cary June 15, 2023

Socktopus

When 4 socks are tied together, knotted at the middle, as a chew toy for your dog.

Buffy thinks her socktopus is prey and she flings it around like she's trying to break its "neck"

by scoot24 October 20, 2009

Sacktaps

if Someone makes a deal or a promise, saying sacktaps at the end means if they don’t live up to their word means a slap to the kids

Yeah mate I told you I’m gonna buy it. “Sacktaps” aww ffs bro my left nut still hurts from the last one.

by Laurelgang December 28, 2017

suckapuss

A Bitch/Nigga Who Eat Booty For Free Behind Walmart

Suckapuss you free To eat my ass after lunch ?

by Nunyogoddambuisness January 1, 2015

Cocktapus

A type of plastic surgery where a man gets an octadick (8 dicks) so he can fuck 8 sexy bitches at once.

I'll fuck all y'all bitches with my cocktapuss tonight.

by 1V8liGER September 22, 2017

jocktapuss

Used as a term to describe, One that is a freak of nature athleticly and in the bedroom but wears stupid cat t-shirts and dances like an octopus.

There goes so and so, dancing like a true jocktapuss.

by Ausdawg July 26, 2018