sockmember

A metrosexual guy that likes to shag anything with a hole between its legs

Sockmember is trying to be like austin powers

by USMCGOD January 6, 2005

sockmember

Term used to describe those men that carry condoms in their wallets.

"You got a condom in your wallet?"
"Of course. I'm a sockmember, dude."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

sockbomb

1. When you cum in a dirty sock and hit someone in the face with it.

2. When you cum in someone else's sock and leave it.

3. When you wear a sock as a condom and successfully penetrate your lover.

1. Dude, I totally got Jimmy with a sockbomb earlier!

2. I'm gonna leave Tom a sockbomb, check it out!

3. doctor - How did you get rugburn on your inner walls? girl - My idiot boyfriend gave me a sockbomb.

by Almighty C-Word November 19, 2011

SockMonkey

A Ho that like to do crack!

she aint nothing but a SOCKMONKEY!

by Show February 6, 2005

Sockmopper

Someone who is so lazy that when they spill something, they whipe it up with their sock covered foot, instead of getting a towel.

Bob is a major sockmopper when he whacks off on hard wood floors.

by Pissdick. February 2, 2005

SockMonkeyy

Someone who sucks at everything below:
Counter-Strike: Source
Life

SockMonkeyy: Silas

by [ME]vec August 25, 2008

sockmobbing

Standing on the corner, minding my own business. Totally not dealing drugs.

From the acronym SOCMOB.

This dude said he was just sockmobbing when Some Guy shot him in the ass... yeah, right.

by danielle tate January 10, 2016