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Social Networking

(n.) A website that generally stopped the use of email. These websites rarely load, due to a constant server overload. They also ruined literacy of children by introducing the acronym.

(v.) When a person prefers to talk to their "friends" online instead of in person. Generally used by nerds who enjoy insulting others and not having the balls to insult them to their face. When this is used, that person is generally anonymous, due to the risk of being seen in public (which they really don't have to worry about, because they're always sitting in front of a computer). Social networking is also used by stalkers, due to the ability to appear as someone you are not. This tactic is also used by people who love hearing "omg ur soo hot lolol" and use a google picture, saying it is them.
by kjfnksnvmv,s November 23, 2009
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social networking

Generally a website (ex: facebook, myspace) where people can add "friends", (generally people they may see once a day and never communicate with in person, or close friends they actually do associate with) and communicate with them through multiple ways such as leaving comments on posted pictures or blogs, or perhaps sending them a message they can read when they sign into the site at a later time.
Guy 1: I just joined a social networking site! It pwns!

Guy 2: Yeah right, social networking is the gayest thing to happen to Earth since reality tv.
by rick bender August 15, 2008
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social networking binge

1) When a person occassionally feels like sharing/posting a TON of messages on a social networking website, usually in a short period if time.

2) A phenomenon that occurs to people who don't post on social networking cites too often, but when they do they post ALOT quickly.
12:15pm "Hello all, it's been a while since Ive been on here"
12:20pm "I hate my life"
12:24pm "Good news! I worked out today!"
12:25pm "Argh! Im bored, FML!"
12:27pm "The thorn in my side...needs to go away...it aches"
12:28pm "Ok, Im done posting now...my SOCIAL NETWORKING BINGE is officially over"
by Rockstar Myers August 12, 2010
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Urethral Social Networking

I have over 200 friends on my Urethral Social Networking page.
by Alexander Tarrant August 4, 2008
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social networking whore

a person who regularly uses more than one social networking site(such as myspace, bebo, facebook, twitter, friendster, etc)

OR

Someone who spends more than an hour a day on a social networking site.

Usually a combination of both. Social networking whore's get off when they get comments or pokes and generally go through acute depression and anxiety when they sign in to find no updates at all.
That Lily Allen is always blogging on myspace and updating her twitter. She's like the original social networking whore.

Steph has facebook, bebo, myspace and twitter and goes online everyday. She's such a social networking whore.
by charjackson March 7, 2009
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Anti-social networking

Actively avoiding or severing connections on social networking sites to avoid your friend's connections.
Once I realized what a bitch Chuck's wife is, I took him off my friends list. I like the guy, but a little anti-social networking is easier than dealing with her.
by Jake4f March 16, 2009
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Social Networking Site

A Popular website in which millions of people waste their lives on because they have no actual life.
Fred: "Hey Jerry, do you have a social networking site account?

Jerry: "Fuck you, get a life you darn social networker!!!"
by kankersore69 June 17, 2010
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