snuke

When you either accidentally or deliberately to be ironic type "smile" with your right hand on the wrong keys.

Originated in text-based MUDs in the 90s where users would type commands into the console to "emote."
Example 1.

Person 1: I love you so much, dearest.
Person 2: Sweet! *SNUKE*

Example 2.

"say I just slayed that level 50 dragon!"
You say: I just slayed that level 50 dragon!

"Hrothgar: snuke"
Hrothgar tries to type "smile" but his hands are on the wrong keys!
by Shiggity & Trionna February 29, 2012
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Snuke

The feeling of wanting to explode after embarrassing moments or tiring days.

The tremendous groan let out by one's satisfactory stretch.
Oh my god, I'm going to snuke.

AAAAAH! I'm going to snuke!
by Samn04 August 01, 2022
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a person who snoozes and loses. convenient if their name is luke
shut up snuke!” “snuke where is your g spot?”
by souuup August 11, 2020
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It is a Suitcase Nuke that can be inserted in a womans vagina. As seen on South Park.
Hilary Clinton has a snuke in her snizz!
by PiruWst April 02, 2007
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A snuke, as defined in South Park episode 1104: The Snuke, is a nuclear weapon made to fit inside a woman's snatch. It can be remotely detonated. It may have the ability to attack when examined from too close.
We have just been informed that the first lady has been armed with a snuke! Evacuate her snatch immediately!
by Cleveland Rock April 04, 2007
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Snuke is a gift to Achaea from the god Clementius. In his words, "It's a smile that didn't quite make it. It's off just a bit; awkward; misaligned; essentially well meaning but somehow awry! It's been one of my little secrets for a long time now, and I want you all to have it." It's basically a mistyped smile. Look at a keyboard for futher clarification.
Jimmy tried to smile at Jane, but his smile was more like a snuke.
by Gautier Lapoule April 01, 2007
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1.) (n.) A deathly and horrifying means of desolating a residential area and/or city, a snuke is an artificial life-form that yields the same disastrous effects of the "Jersey Shore" character "Snookie."

2.) (v.) To defile in a trashy and classless way, characteristic of "Snookie."
Example 1:

News Reporter: "It is recently come to our notice that the U.S. of glorious A. has decided to drop a Snuke on North Korea."

Viewer 1: "Dude, I thought we were the good guys!."

Viewer 2: "I must say, I think I'll be rooting for North Korea in this one."

Example 2:

Dude: "So how was that party last night, bro?"

Bro: "I met this hot chick and we started getting busy... but then she snuked all over my piece."
by Benlvr January 10, 2011
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