Same as a wedgie only lifting up the FRONT of the pants, so the victim's genitalia are suddenly divided & pinched/crushed by his or her underwear, i.e. an acute case of camel-toe.
The daring perpmustmove swiftly to administer a painful snuggy without himself being assaulted.
A pork snuggy is when an obese female takes her fat roles and uses them to stroke the erect penis of the male. All of this takes place while wrapped up in a snuggy such as one seen on tv.
Guy 1: "Dude, why are you dating that chick, she's huge."
Guy2: "What can i say, I'm a chubby chaser. That and she gives a great pork snuggy."
Similar to a wedgie but the FRONT of the drawers & pants are heisted upward with great velocity, thereby dividing & pinching the victim's genitalia, i.e. giving him/her an acute case of camel-toe. It's also a 'discernibly turgid' look intentionally worn by hair bands like Cinderella.
Trousers soon became the bane of nerds everywhere when bullies discovered the hilarity induced by delivering a crack-splitting wedgy and scrotum-smashing snuggy.