Snuffleupagus

when tips are docked and foreskin is stretched over the dominant mans erect penis

That guy totally Snuffleupagus'd you, DUDE!

by Big J of the Norcal Mountain F September 14, 2013

Snuffleupagus

When you tell your woman a funny joke just as you blow your load in her mouth so that she bursts out laughing making the cum snort out her nose

She snuffleupagussed so hard I had to get her a tissue!

by Yotellmewhatchoowant September 25, 2020

Snuffleupagus

A vera that actually exists!

Dube I thought his girlfriend was a "vera", turns out she was a "snuffleupagus".

by snuffleupagus April 19, 2005

snuffleupagus

The coolest name ever! A character on Sesame St. that was Big Bird's imaginary friend. Called snuffy.

Whoah man I'm so stoned I'm seeing snuffleupagus here.

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

snuffleupagus

An uncircumcised human male penis, especially one with an excess of foreskin in the unerect state; a man who possesses such a penis. Short form is "snuffie(s)".

So-called after the namesake character on a children's show sporting a large, dangling snout.

Why do you hate Snuffleupagus so much! OK, quick poll, girls... Do any of you actually prefer snuffies?

by Ethan42 October 16, 2006

snuffleupagus

The creator from above.

Snuffleupagus is God.

by Kahyleha December 2, 2003

snuffleupagus

A rather unattractive female with physical properties similar to the Sesame Street muppet, snuffleupagus

Alan had sex with a real snuffleupagus last night

by Big Birdo April 29, 2007