Snowblinded

To temporarily blind ones self with ones own violent, projectile ejaculation.

Jerry snowblinded himself when his sister opened the door to his bedroom.

by Beautiful Atrocity December 28, 2014

snowblades

Usually, about 1 meter long slivers of material strapped to the feet for use in downhill propulsion in snowy areas. Commonly referred to as "fruit boots," these blades or "trick skis" often belong to rediculously extreme skiiers-gone-wacko enthusiasts of winter sporting. Not for the faint of heart, blades become the badass little brothers to traditional downhill alpine skis.

"Damn, did you see the snowblades on that animal?"

by Triple Fool February 10, 2008

snowblade

Snowblades are small twin tipped ski's. To use requires no skill, style or consideration of other slope users.

A bit like rollerblading on snow with the same annoying characters doing the "sport".

The most fun to be had is to cut the little f@#kers up and watch them face plant whilst going past on your propper sized snowboard or skis.

Look at that snowblader falling on his arse... oh he got up, and he fell over again, and he got up again, and he fell over again, etc etc etc etc.

by A Boarder November 24, 2005

Alaska Snow Slide

The act where you cum on a woman's neck and let it run down her back while she gives you a BJ

¨Yo Dog, I got an Alaska Snow Slide¨
¨Cool man¨

by NibbaChibba April 23, 2019

snowlies

Snowlies: snow•lees; noun: drivers of automobiles who, despite experience, still drive at unreasonably slow speeds when snow is visible. See also, blue-hairs; assholes. Variation: snowly, slowny, slownies

Ex: Surface streets aren't great. Santa Fe will be fine but lots of snowlies are out so better give yourself extra time.

by Mr1ncredible January 3, 2014

Snowskid

A snowflake that is a skid.

Don't trust dan with your opinion on his "script," he's a snowskid.

by anonymous September 28, 2020

snowsie

A Godlike Being, that is amazing at fortnite

You’re such a snowsie

by SnowsieIsGod November 20, 2021