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Although the most fun anyone can have... ever... snowboarding is also one of the most potentially painful activities known to man. On a more technical note, there are three types of snowboarding:

Freeriding: This is your basic stand on a board and go down the hill type boarding. Doesn't take much talent... i'd say after 2-3 years you should have it down pat.

Freestyle: This is the most blissful activity on the face of the earth. It can also be divided into a bunch of subcategories...
-Park- Kickers and cheese wedges, park riding consists of taking air while maintaining a downhillwards (SO not a word) motion. While in the air, it is expected that you spin and / or grab.
-Pipe- Or half-pipe... this is arguably the most commercialised form of freestyle. It envolves going back and forth taking air on two walls of what is literally a massive half of a pipe made out of snow (but usually frozen as hell, making for some painful fuck-ups). Once again with the spinning and grabbing.
-Jibbing- This is what little kids who don't know how to ride properly spend all day doing. It's rails and boxes, mostly, but can be adapted to anything. Park benches, cars, roofs of barns (Jason Brown - Transworld's Technical Difficulties) Which is why it's so fun i suppose... still, those little fucks couldn't do shit in the next section.

Backcountry: Off trail riding, usually using a snowmobile, snowcat, or (if you're a rich sponsored son of a bitch) a helicopter to get up to the top of an unsupervised, unmaintained mountain, then riding down, a feat that usually takes about half the morning. The most dangerous type of riding, simply because of the avalance hazard.
RIP, Craig Kelly.
Hahah, see the kid with the mohawk and ACAB written all over his board? Let's go beat him up and piss on him!
by The Angry Gnome January 10, 2005
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snowboreding

When you're stuck inside because there's too much snow outside to go anywhere.
The city hasn't plowed the streets yet, so I'm snowboreding.
by dollar bill yallz January 5, 2008
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songbirding

When someone always comes up with an injury just before a big race, sporting event, etc.
Well, he is not going to run the 5k today. He is songbirding again about his sore calves. What a douche.
by Hank Kerchief April 21, 2011
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snowboarding

Snowboarding has nothing to due with skiing, other than the fact they both occur on the snow. The story about the drunk skier is fake. It originated from snowboarding and surfing. I hope you assholes learn that! It is simply the best sport in the world! Also it is a great sport to show off to chicks.
Chick-Whats your favorite sport?
Snowboarder-Snowboarding.
Chick-Really? Let's fuck!
by DIRTBIKE4LIFE!!!!! April 23, 2007
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snowboarding

Snowboarding is cool
Im almost as cool as snowboarding is. And im really cool.
by mitch sherrard April 4, 2005
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Snowboarding

The action of giving two guys a foot job simultaneously. It's awesome.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see Jessie give snowboarding lessons to those other two guys!"

Guy 2: "Yah man. I'd let her wax me up and ride me anyday!"

Guy 1's dad: "Ummm...she already ripped up my slopes!"
by TheTrademark May 15, 2009
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Snowriding

Snowriding is a homosexual sex position to when black gay men take part in anal sex. One of the men has to mount the other and ride him anally without lube. So his asshole is ashy, dry and white chalked. This position is dry and very painful. A lot of bleeding goes on during this homosexual position.
Man, those homos were snowriding till they bleed!
by strek aligh April 20, 2010
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