Snoozer

A girl that will meet you for drinks/dinner...Take you home...And not have sex with you. This can actually happen up to 3 times before this "Snoozer" will participate in the act of love making. A male "Snoozer" who brings girls home to just sleep is more commonly known as a homosexual.

"...You can stay at my place....I mean....Not in a sexual way or anything..."

Quote from Kalin H - Serial Snoozer

by Dan IV III November 28, 2007

Snoozer

When you hit snooze so many times on your alarm you end up being late

"Hey man, sorry I'm late, I was being a total snoozer"

by Trkoiz October 9, 2015

Snoozer

In football. When a match between two sides has a tendency to send its audience to sleep. The game is likely to be of a boring nature.

Boy oh boy, Mourinho is such a bore. What a snoozer this is.

Surely someone will do something soon, this match is a snoozer.

Shall we put the darts on? This is a snoozer.

I’d rather watch the bees, the el clásico will be a snoozer I reckon.

by Bitter Bee January 28, 2021

Snoozer

A guy who is clearly lost fam, sleepwalking DICKHEAD. Stay in your lane, keep sleeping.

Ike: "i get bitches."

sonny: "your a snoozer fam."

Henry: "what a snoozer."

by masculineFemdawg December 10, 2021

Snoozer

A sleepy cat

Cat: sleepy
Me: "Da big squish is being a big snoozer today"

by moosetwin July 26, 2023

Snoozer

A person who is a loser because they are always snoozing.

Robby is a snoozer. He slept until 4 PM on Saturday and missed all the fun.

by Jesse Brede January 13, 2009

snoozered

The act of being put to sleep by a long winded conversation, speech or presentation.

I thought he would never shut up. I am very snoozered by him. That speech really snoozered me!

by kat51 May 12, 2009