Snookied

When an intoxicated male goes home with with a short, pudgy and less attractive female.

Bro 1 - "Aw man did you actually go home with that war pig at the bar last night."
Bro 2 - "Yeah man, I totally got snookied.

by Incepticles October 16, 2010

snookied

When a girl gets sucker punched in the face.

Did you hear that Jenny got snookied? Joe is such a fucking dick.

by snookiedbitch January 1, 2010

Snookied

To get decked in the face due to lack of fighting/ducking skills

Yo that nigga just got snookied. He wont be able to eat regularly for days.

by jrzboi January 19, 2010

Snookied

When a guy punches a woman in the face.

Derived from a woman nicknamed Snookie from MTV's reality show Jersey Shore that was punched in the face by a drunk guy in a bar.

"Yo Bro! Someone a-hole snookied my girl last night at The Brown Starfish Bar & Grill. He better hope he never gets out of the penn."

by Gtasahomo January 1, 2010

Snookied

When a girl is punched in the face by a guy

Man! That girl got snookied!!

by Dave face December 23, 2009

snookied

the act of being turned down or denied by a guy. this can even happen at such extremes as being completely wasted or when stooping below your level.

This happened to Snooki on Jersey Shore pretty much every episode.

I can't believe that guy snookied me, it was supposed to be a done deal.

I was snookied.

by llevent26 January 29, 2010

Snookied

The action of being taken home by a girl for a sure thing, then being disappointed by the female menstratin.

Ya dude, I went home with her after the bar but I got snookied.

by Josh Krelly February 24, 2011