Snooki

1. Cast member of the god-awful TV show Jersey Shore. Known for being a slut who tans too much, thinks she's Italian when she's really Chilean, and bases her political opinions on people's views on tanning and not real issues. Also hideously ugly.

2. A real boner killer

3. A person carrying every STD known to man (and possibly a few others that haven't been discovered yet).

1. Oh god Jersey Shore is on again. Unless Snooki announces she has skin cancer and six months to live I shy away from the TV whenever it's on.

2. I was getting ready to have sex with this really hot chick from the Iron Maiden show when a Snooki popped into my head for a second and now I'm struggling with erectile dysfunction.

4. Mark and Kim are perfect for each other. They're both Snookis so they can't catch anything new from each other.

Snooki by Gaaraofthedamned August 23, 2011

Snooki

A disease-ridden, mentally and developmentally disadvantaged organism of unknown gender found on MTV's hit show, Jersey Shore (or 'Joysey Shoy'). Claims to hold close to the heart its Italian heritage but is known to have originated somewhere in Chile.

Has more sexually transmitted diseases than one can keep track of, and will more than willingly insert a penis into any cavity on its body (an act which it refers to as 'smooshing').

Orange in color, miniature in stature, and with the IQ of a small infant, it is needless to say that Snooki is one of the most abominable and atrocious creatures to ever walk the Earth.

Snooki has a wide variety of sexually transmitted diseases which it would be happy to pass on to you.

Snooki by JR Frenchtoastersticks v2.0 March 12, 2011

Snooki

Stank Nookie.

One whiff of some Jersey Shore Snooki and you'll think you accidentally went down on a wookie.

Snooki by Dickshunarius March 7, 2010

Snooki

A person whose bra size exceeds her IQ.

Person 1: Man that girl is so stupid, but her breasts are huge!

Person 2: Yeah I know, she is such a Snooki!

Snooki by Jay Jay is Okay January 26, 2011

Snooki

1. A very tan, greasy, STD-ridden "guidette" from Jersey Shore

2.The offspring of an Oompa Loompa and Troll, trying to call herself "Italian" (even though she's really Chilean)

omg, Nicole looks like such a Snooki since she started fake 'n baking!

Snooki by FabulousFeminist September 29, 2010

Snooki

1. (n) A wanna-be-guidette whore WHO'S NOT EVEN HOT with a fake tan and dyed hair. Gives the glorious state of New Jersey a bad name.

2. (v) The act of being punched in the face by a guido tool-bag.

Did you hear about that bitch Snooki getting punched in the face? She totally deserved it.

Snooki by TYg3r28 December 14, 2009

Snooki

A useless lump of human excrement dyed orange and in possession of a jar of pickles and a Bump-It. It is a parasite found primarily along the coast of New Jersey, although it may travel great distances, spreading a disease known as "guiditis," which transforms normal human beings into orange, obnoxious piles of crap that literally serve no purpose other than to piss people off. It is also a vector for other infectious diseases including, but not limited to: herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, genital warts, rabies, tularemia, African Sleeping Sickness, marlaria, tetanus, tuberculosis, smallpox, Dengue fever, the common cold, syphillis, parvovirus, and myriad others. It should be avoided at all costs.

Goddammit, I fucking hate Snooki and everyone else on that stupid-ass show.

Snooki by Racecarisracecarinreverse. October 28, 2010