sniffles 

A word for cocaine, derived from the word sniff.

Got any sniff?

Got any sniffles?

I like to buy a bit of sniffles every weekend. We'll go twos on that gram.

sniffles by Matthew Dyer August 12, 2004

sniffles 

Another term for polypro, the under-armor like material the military uses in cold climates.

"Ok soilders you fucked up security watch last night so now no sniffles privelages."

sniffles by Redman1212 March 25, 2009

Sniffles 

Moist anal breaths. They are very taxing physically, but create a truly marvelous aroma.

I had the sniffles so bad that grandma nearly passed out, ha ha!

Sniffles by Captain Feceous July 20, 2003

Sniffles 

Achoo boo i have sniffilitis. When your in a croud and you have sniffles everyone looks and joins in on the fun. When sniffles looks at maggie pants maggie has the sniffles also.

Hey! I know sniffles I am the conjoined twin chalupa ooga booga.

Sniffles by Tipzilla August 6, 2018

Test Sniffles 

The sniffles you get during a test by tilting your head downward and allowing your sinuses to drain out toward your nose (causing a runny nose). This is worsened by allergies or a recent illness. The only known cure for the Test Sniffles are to slump your back and shift your legs foward so that your head stays upright and your eyes peer downward.

I was failing an English test when I realized that suddenly, everyone in the room was sniffling. I quickly jumped out the window and drove home to submit a definition on Urban Dictionary before anyone else. I decided to call this phenomenon "Test Sniffles"

Test Sniffles by abrakadabralakazam March 21, 2010

Cum Sniffles

Congestion of the sinuses due to (male/female) ejaculate protruding the nose, typically from the act of oral sex.

"Dude, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and she came so hard she gave me the cum sniffles!"

"Gross!"

Cum Sniffles by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009

piggy sniffles 

A term used to describe the swine flu to children.

I'm sorry Vince, but Patrick can't come over to play today because he has the piggy sniffles.

piggy sniffles by hobbeston1 May 2, 2009