sneizure

Having an attack of repetitive sneezing, like a seizure.

achoo! achoo! achoo!
Stop having a sneizure! We'll have to rush you to the hospital!

by sneizured August 6, 2011

sneizure

When you sneeze multiple times one after the other minimum 4 times.

derived from sneeze and seizure combined

Bill had a sneizure

by dcb January 28, 2014

Seizure Procedure

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.

I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.

by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018

Sneazure

Event Of One Sneezing Uncontrollably Causing Him/Her To Make Strange Motions, As One Would Do While Having A Seizure.

Jace Had A Sneazure When He Dusted The Chalkboard Erasers

by Jay Mthr Fckr May 30, 2009

Sneezure

To sneeze several times uncontrollably, as though having a seizure.

My brother who has allergies woke me this morning when he was having one of his sneezures.

by Gulstab April 23, 2008

phone seizure

The jump-spasm you make when you reach for you phone and realize it's not there.

Mili had a phone seizure when she reached to grab her phone and realized it wasn't there.

by Talljellybean March 12, 2016

jesus seizure

going into a religious based seizure that was seemingly induced by some kind of preacher, but is really the persons own doing. check out benny hinn on youtube, or that movie jesus camp.

The term can also be used when someone is buggin' out over something trivial

"what kind of church is this? pastor is knockin people out, givin everyone jesus seizures"
or
"damn dude, frank is buggin out about his girl. he's straight up havin a jesus seizure, lettin that holy spirit out"

by mkultraWUD August 30, 2011