sneezefuck

When a incredibly annoying person sneezes very loudly and sounds extremely fake, usually to attract attention to him/herself in the hopes of a "bless you" from their peers but doesn't because everyone hates them.

Girl **sneezes**
Guy: STFU BITCH I HOPE YOU DIE YOU LIL SNEEZEFUCK

by magicseamonster September 9, 2013

Sneezegasm

That sense of pleasure, or relief, from finally sneezing after waiting through an entire day of waiting for that one fucking sneeze to come out.

Guy1: "Yo, dude, I just had a sneezegasm, I feel so fucking relieved now."
Girl1: "What in the fuck?"
Guy2: "Nothing better than a sneezegasm, my guy."

by RK800#84329009 July 4, 2018

Sneezecuck

When something feels the urge to sneeze but their body denies them the satisfaction of a chunky sneeze

Yo man I was at my niggas house tameil the other day and he was so sick, he got sneezecuck left and centre like a little punk ass thot

by Fortnitelord2000 September 6, 2018

sneezegasm

Sneezing 7 times in a row causing you to have an orgasm

Yesterday i had a sneezegasm. It was awesome

by swagmaestro123 March 13, 2014

sneezunnilingus

See also: cunnilingus

when a man is performing oral sex on a woman and he accidently sneezes, causing a horrible mess and a very angry female.

An urban legend is that when this happens the female will explode.

man1: dude...michelle broke up with me
man2: why?
man1: i accidently had a sneezunnilingus
man2: *laughing* dude, thats sick!!
man1: i hate allergies...
man2: good talk

by narf645 January 17, 2009

sneezepump

Old, sluggish electronics covered in dust, such as old computers, mobile phones and suchlike.

Grandfather's old computer is a bit of a sneezepump, but I'll manage.

by Mulciberxp August 7, 2008

Sneezebang

When used in a sentence, the user would say something is off the sneezebang. It referes to the act being amazing cool and pleasureable. Sneezebang is the ultimate phrase to express ones feelings of joy

That guy is off the sneezbang.
On a scale of 1 to 10, that was at sneezebang level.
That is the sneezebang

by Alex von Schmit May 13, 2010