Snatchsquatch

A very hairy pussy. Seen frequently at the local public pool.

My girlfriend hasn't shaved in months, now I have to meet the snatchsquatch.

by Superdad5885 December 27, 2025

Snatchquatch

A beast of myth that is said to prowl the wooded wilderness in the Pacific Northwest United States, said to be an enormous hirsute vagina on legs. Common complaints are bothersome odor and stealing food from campsites. Rarely photographed.

Tom went hiking and encountered a snatchquatch that tried to take his food.

by Speedy Reggie June 15, 2013

snatchquach

A close relative to Bigfoot and the Skunk Ape, the Snatchquach is the hairiest, smelliest variety of of the Sasquach family. Though its existence has never been scientifically proven, eye-witnesses describe the Snatchquach as having pink fleshy skin with large lips covered in coarse, straggly hair and having a distinct, fishy odor.

Cletus and Joe swore they saw a Snatchquach while playing their banjos up in the hills.

by the Absurder September 27, 2009

snatchsquach

A completely unkempt, completely furry, bush of a vagina. So furry, that It could easily be mistaken for a wild beast!

"I was excited, then she dropped em, and I saw that terrifying snatchsquach!"

by CrazzyPayne04 March 28, 2016

snatchsqauch

SnatchSqauch; A uncommonly large predatory female usually accompanied by one or more mid range attractive women which deceptively appear to be more attractive when seen next to the Snatchsqauch, typically they are over grown with Hair and so masculine they are often mistaken for male's. Anyone caught by a snatchsqautch never comes out the same, physical & mental trauma always insues! One can surely identify the the Snatchsqauch by the overwhelming Muskee Oder emulating from the their snatch, from this their name is derived.

Weeping Victim: Fuck You Guys! Thanks for letting that Snatchsqauch get her paws on me last night, I, I, Don't Look at Me Stop! 😭😭😭

by Vendetta Fist July 11, 2017

snatchquatch

Snatch·quatch n. A mythical inhabitant of urban environments. Large and obnoxious, it assumes everyone is its best friend. It quickly pisses off those around it by never shutting up, constantly making waves and shitalking enourmous amounts of gossip.

I find Iris to be a complete snatchquatch. I never get a word in edgewise when talking with her and she wouldn't stop hanging all over every single person at the party we went this weekend.

by Derek Jeter October 17, 2004

Snatchscratch

A drunken Minnesotan or Winsconsinian version of Sasquatch. Not to be confused with a girl scratching herself. But it could work that way too depending on the situation.

DRUNK 1: HOLY SHIT! I SEEN SNATCHSCRATCH!
DRUNK 2: Shut the hell up and gimme a beer.

by ineedastupidname July 14, 2006