Snark

A person obsessed with smelling women's bicycle seats. Usually male.

"That guy is seriously a snark."

by snarker69 July 10, 2009

Snark

A sneeze and a bark simultaneously, usually emmitted by a canine

My dog can snark on comand. My dog can snark better than your dog can snark.

by MilkMalkMolk June 30, 2011

Snark

A person that farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles as they come up.

Jimmy farts in the bath tub and waits for the bubbles to float to the top so he can bite them. Therefore Jimmy is a snark.

by noylekul June 28, 2011

Snark

bitchy guerilla warfare.

Use up all your snark for the week on that bitch and teach her a fucking lesson!

by Boss33 June 6, 2010

Snark

One who sits in their bathwater, farts, then snaps at the bubbles with their mouth.

Make sure he takes a shower, he's a snark. If he takes a bath he'll be farting and snapping at the bubbles for hours.

by ABBent September 11, 2011

Snark

A small portion of anything. Less than a tad, but more than a scoche.

Can I get just a snark more soda in this glass, please? Toodles.

by Alex P. Smith November 23, 2007

Snark

A very dangerous body movement preformed at 8:08 pm and/or 2:11 am

I don't think any of us will survive after Harold snark's at 2:11

by Alexis aka creator of SNARK January 4, 2009