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The Hand Shake

The white man's form of hello. Hasnt been used for quite some time ever since the dap, chake and african american handshakes came into place.
Next time you meet a stranger go in for the hand shake. 94% of the time it will end up as dap, chake, or possibly a hand shake then a pull-back ending with a dap.
by John Kellis Fernando March 1, 2007
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secret hand shake

when someone jacks off in public and noone finds out about it
Ryan St.Clair was Secret hand shaking himself during 7th period in public and noone noticed
by Mike from school December 8, 2004
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Shake a hand at it

When a male or female is just attractive enough that you would potentially shake you're hand in the "so-so" action. This being when your hand is held out and rocked back and forth to give an "okay or mediocre" judgment rather then a strong approval or dis-approval.

When someones looks are neither good nor bad.
"What did you think of that girl you met last night at the party?" "Eh...I'd shake a hand at it."
by jkalas October 9, 2009
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Southside Hand shake

A sexual move inwhich one person is positioned behind another. The rear person reaches through the front persons legs(male), cups the testicals and inserts the tumb on the same hand, into the anus.
I was bent over in bed, and the next thing I knew she was behind me giving me a southside hand shake!
by THE Tommy Ballgame August 24, 2010
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upstate hand shake

“One finger in the throat and one in the rectum......"

When a neurological oriented member of a trauma 1 team checks gag reflex and performs a digital rectal examination simultaneously. This is usually performed on trauma patients to determine extent of abdominal, pelvic, and neurological injuries. New evidence shows the procedure is unnecessary but it's still performed and some have become fond of it's diagnostic powers.

"Espsoito et al (2005) found that none of 512 patients would have had a significant injury missed had the DRE been omitted." (Life In The Fast Lane)."Adding insult to injury?"
I just tried the ole Upstate Hand shake on the patient in room 2. Nurse, we're gonna need some restraints and sedation because they're fighting us for some reason!
by Doctor Jelly Finger February 8, 2014
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hand shake

When a girl or boy tosses a boy off.
Oh my god, that sket hand shaked James last night!

Want a handshake, ;)
by Randomise November 5, 2006
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Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

A prank where you accidentally or intentionally get shit on your fingers (see Peanut Butter Fingers) then shake the hand of a friend (or enemy)
To get even with my ole buddy Brian I believe I'll give him a Peanut Butter Hand-Shake
by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015
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