snacky cake

eric cartman's favorite treat on an offensive TV show called South Park
it appears on comedy central on every wednesday at 9
it is two pop tarts, a stick of melted butter all covered in cocoa powder (a.k.a. your fat) and sugar

mom can you make me a snacky cake? please mom? damnit mom kity is trying to eat my pot pie. well i know a certain kitty who is sleeping with mommy tonight.

by stan marsh July 24, 2004

Snackcake

A Snackcake is someone who gives horrible dutch rudders and should be banned from society. Typically this person associates themselves with the fraternity of Tau Kappa Epsilon.

Dude, have you seen snackcake? He told me he was gonna give me a Dutch Rudder, but then he just ended puking all over my dick.

by Nosnikta May 2, 2018

snackycakes

this term refers to any manner of snack cakes. most popularly, these come in the form of various 'little debbie' brand creations not limited to 'zebra cakes', 'fancy cakes', and the ever-present 'swiss cake rolls'

Snackycakes are the cornerstone of any nutritious diet.

by Smellican October 29, 2005

Cake Stack

When multiple people lie on top of each other, stomach down, to individually receive dick. Can be performed with any sexual orientation, so long as the person standing has something phallic in nature attached to their body.

Okay, tonight, we're doing the cake stack. Call Maxine, Fatima, and Stacy, we're gonna make a big one this time.

by Aurens March 21, 2021

snackcake

diminutive or slang for head, nearly only when in the context of making physical contact or striking someone's head.

My time in the ring is history...took too many hits to the snackcake.

by Sanotaan February 21, 2005

Snackcaked

To be stood by one or more people other than a date or romantic interest. Usually happens at bars, nightclubs or parties.

I went to meet Mike at The Houndstooth for a beer but that douche snackcaked me.

I was supposed to go to Craig's party last night but I ran into Angie at 7-11. One thing led to another and I snackcaked him, so did Angie.

by Scotty No P August 16, 2012

snackcaked

the consumption of delicious, high preservative type, foods while intoxicated or high.

"Last night after taking some bong rips, we got totally snackcaked."

by Ainston July 10, 2007