smurfs 

Soviet Magicians United Regime For Satan

Smurfs are evil little blue things who apear to be friendly, but arent

smurfs by TimothyC September 24, 2005

smurfs 

Military slang for military personnel of the United Nations, especially those on peacekeeping missions. Term derived from the colour of the UN helmet.

I see the UN flag on their APCs: the Smurfs are here.

smurfs by Robert Lee August 28, 2005

smurfs 

Little blue men one sees when high on meth, acid, LSD, etc. They often hold the key to the secret of life and let you know about they do but never spell it out.

Fuck, I was high on meth at Macdonald's and this friggin' smurf was orderin' a big mac!

smurfs by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

Smurfs 

Slang for 30mg Oxycodone instant release. They are sometimes referred as smurfs because of the blue pigment the pill has.

Yo, you know anyone thats good with smurfs? im hurting real bad.

Smurfs by Paulie Snatchh ;) June 21, 2012

Smurfs 

Slang for cops. Used because of their blue uniforms and noticeably unproportional male to female ratio.

Example 1-
Guy 1: How was the party last night?

Guy 2: It got busted by smurfs.

Example 2-
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Driver: Fuck off, smurf.

Smurfs by ToastyBagels6943vr October 15, 2010

Smurfs 

used in Belgium to descibe cops or cops in training.

looks like them smurfs are ready to write a ticket.

Smurfs by Big-DaDa April 26, 2004

SMurfs 

A derogatory term for the Ultramarines Chapter of the Space Marines of Warhammer 40k Universe due to their light blue colors

Ah jeez, here come the SMurfs

SMurfs by ZakuSniper May 29, 2007