smurfette

A horny ass bitch who takes it up the shnozz by Shmoes.

@1Dude did you see that pornstar?
@2yeah man, she was a real smurfette. I'd do her up the shnozz.

@1 Wow, you are a shmoe.

by Falseeyelashes July 9, 2011

smurfette effect

Stereotypical situation when a new girl joins a group, class, etc. And most guys in the group immediately tries to impress her, hit on her, get to know her, etc.

Taken from the comic The Smurfs where Smurfette moves to the male dominant city of the smurfs and all the smurfs there immediately tries to be with her.

- There was this new girl in class and every guy wanted to be with her!

- Oh, the smurfette effect!

by mr.nyman November 26, 2016

Shmurfette

a combination of the female smurf generally known as Smurfette and a Shrimp.

Tara is a Shmurfette

by Dh1234567890 July 27, 2009

Smurfett

Females with the name that start with "Keilsee", who thoroughly enjoy giving oral pleasure; or sucking dick, if you will- for the blue bean pills that everyone is all hype about

"Yo bro, that bitch is a full on Smurfett"

"Do Smurfetts love putting their lips around dick as much as they love putting their lips around that tooter?"

by LilyLilyLickMe March 15, 2024