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smurffsexual

1. You find blue skinned guys/girls attractive. Tbh you must be really weird, if you do that. ;-;
2. You find small guys/girls attractive, and you often crush on them.
1. That smuff with white hat and pants is super attractive.

2. That small guy over there is so hot. I must be smurffsexual
by tropi-auntie November 7, 2020
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smurfism

racism towards blue people.
I feel smurfism towards the blue characters in the new feature film Avatar.
by EGSqueegy February 15, 2010
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smurfsticles

I have the worst case of smurfsticles. I need a smurfette to help me out.
by virtualmichael August 13, 2011
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the smurfs

Still one of the best cartoons of all time.
Cartoons today are garbage, but the smurfs kept me alive.
by Afi K. James October 30, 2003
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Smurfs

Tiny blue humanoids that live in mushrooms
by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 8, 2004
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smurfs

a type of blue elf that inhabited the Ardennes forest in Belgium until the early 90's.
Smurfs lived in extended family groups and all had different character traits like the seven dwarfs.
They released several hit records in the 70's and 80's and starred in their own childrens tv show
However with the advent of the EU smurfs were labelled a threat to crops and wildlife and were designated a class 3 pest by the EU agriculture comitee who had them all squashed with grassrollers in 1992.
by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003
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Smurfs

Are A Colony Of Blue Men Who All Rape 1 Woman
1st Smurf:Man i totally SMURFED smurfette last night
Other Smurfs:Me To!
by Bartimeaus April 26, 2006
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