Poop smudge

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.

1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!

by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018

smudgina

A word meaning a penis which is inverted forming a vagina.
Inverted smudgina- A smudgina that has been inverted forming an inside-out penis.(Popularised by one Ross Fowler of Eltham)

Bob: The reason we can't make love is because i have a smudgina.

Linda: Great! I'm bisexual.

by Master Dan McCabe January 2, 2004

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

Smudgin

Used as a joke or act of revenge. Smudgin is the act of wiping your dirty, bare ass on an object such as the armrest of your roomie's favorite chair, someone's car door handle, a toothbrush. Pretty much any object that would not normally have object to rectum contact. Smudgin is akin to the Texas Doily

Roger had enough of his roomie stealing his spare change for the laundry so he got his revenge by Smudgin the arm rests of his mate's recliner.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

face smudging

verb.

the act of squashing your face against your car window in hopes of getting fellow drivers attention. a popular past time for those driving in traffic.

warning: sometimes attracts men in trucks, families in minivans, and middle aged women w. bad hair cuts. results may vary.

when the elder lady drove past kellys car, she was startled to discover a girl face smudging against the window.

by anthony ronaldo July 11, 2006

smudger

the nickname for a person named Smith

"there goes Smudger again, always after 'is 'oggins"

by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003

smudging

An act of prayer among Native Americans involving the burning of sage, cedar or sweetgrass in an abalone shell, tin can, or other container that will hold the ashes safely.

The college student was expelled because the smell of his smudging was mistaken for marijuana.

by gabriel-ernest November 9, 2007