smud

n. The physical state of being a wordwench/word i.e. beer wench, fuck wench.

v. To pull a smud; to goof; to jump out in front of things; to be a ditz.

What a klutz - you just ran into the glass door again! - you pulled a smud.

by w3nch`z0r January 30, 2003

Smud

When something is really amazing.

Persen 1: I just baught a bag of chips this morning!
Person 2: Thats soooo smud:)

I got an A on my essay, isnt that real smud?

by Smuuuuuuud October 4, 2018

Smud

The brown tip of a banana that no one in their right mind eats.

Ew I would never eat the smud of a banana

by Jaymoney57283 May 25, 2021

Smud

best limited pool player that has 100k on ig

And is hot

Look at smud so inspirational

by RealyWords. September 3, 2021

Smud_

A player who clutched, or is good at a game.

You: (wins a 1v4 with your teammates dead)
Player: Did you just Smud_ that?
or
Player: Your a Smud_

by Smud_ November 7, 2023

Grandma's Mud Castle

After having dined at Grandma's Kitchen an involuntary purge of the lower intestines resulting in a contained explosion within your pants. Once in bathroom, the removal of your pants causes the feces to spill over the front of the porcelain throne creating a mud mound on the floor and leaving the door open for all to see!

I hate my in-laws so much I created a Grandma's Mud Castle for them!

by Ga-Law September 4, 2013

Traveler’s Mud

Diarrhea brought about by one’s experience traveling. Often times traveler’s mud occurs as a result of one’s voyage on a long flight.

My farts have been insane ever since I got back. I think I have a lingering case of traveler’s mud

by Big_chuck August 21, 2019