(adjective) Unbalanced or unfair, especially in playground sports. If one team clearly has the better players, the teams would be considered smuck.
"No way, guys. These are smuck teams. Let's pick again."
by Chester Copperpot April 13, 2005
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A learned man of Naperville, IL - Tony Casciano - defines "smuck" as the foreskin removed during a bris.
by Dutch Hammer October 19, 2014
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"Boy, that Smurfette is worth a smuck, eh?
by tradesman April 3, 2003
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The mixture of slightly melted snow and sand on the road or parking lot. When you walk through it, it sounds like "Smuck smuck smuck"
I hate shoveling this smuck out of the driveway!
by auggierose February 5, 2011
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A loud popping sound made by pressing the lips together, creating suction, then separating the lips.
by smuck April 29, 2005
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Smuck is slang for a tool used in the trade show industry. It is a wingnut driver. Usually handmade by the owner and looks like a dowel the same size as a clothes rod in a closet with a slot and hole in the middle. Also widely used as a driver for hurricane nuts when fastening shutters. There are a couple of companies making a variety of these. Sometimes spelled as schmuck. The best ones are 7/16" nut drivers with a slot cut in it.
Hey bud, give me the smuck.
by fsurfer January 3, 2019
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Smack someone the "f" up
I will smuck you up!
by whitefrog February 23, 2012
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