Smotch

When two people simultaneously watching the same movie in two different locations while communicating over an instant messenger application. Often requires a count down to start the movie at the same time. Toilet breaks can be a nuisance, as well as slow buffering speeds.

Saad: Hey Sima, wanna smotch a movie tonight?

Sima: yh sure, what do you have in mind?

Saad: I was thinking Dead Poets Society

Sima: Sounds good, I'm just doing an abs work out. Is 9 o'clock a good time to start?

by Mr Brightside August 18, 2014

smyticus

based off of the Roman Caesar Smyticus "The Jew" (ruled from 350-300 BC)/one who appears to have extremely small appendages and a large curly, clown-like hairstyle/often mistaken for a trollish fellow

Turn away Bobby, we dont want to upset the Smyticus.

by breakdown January 28, 2004

SMOTI

SMOTI is an acronym that stands for Stupidest Man On The Internet. It's awarded to the dumbest person online.

The reigning, defending, undisputed SMOTI, Donald Trump!

by Hakeem The African Dream September 4, 2016

Smuticious

in a way or manner of bitch-assness

Matt smuticiously woke all his roommates up and asked if they wanted to blaze in the bathroom at 6 a.m.

by Herb's son December 17, 2008

Stotic

Another word for calling somebody stupid and idiotic

"Stop being so Stotic"
"Wow you're Stotic"
"He's Stotic"

by Pseudonym wtf is that? April 20, 2016

smotch

A word started by Here Lies The Traitor, this is in essence a relatively useless insult, but still makes an impact.

"Ton is a dirty smotch"

by hawhaw November 21, 2007

smotched

Broken, damaged, screwed, munted, fucked.

The city was smotched by a massive earthquake.

by sticky little fingers July 7, 2011