smort

Smort is a form of "smart" used kind of in a sarcastic way towards yourself

Wow, I'm so smort... I tried to push on the pull side of the door

by melmo May 13, 2005

smort

a dumber way to say smart

1fy0uc4nre@dth1sy0u@re smort

by tinycreaturemimi April 22, 2020

smorting

Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.

-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)

Or

-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."

by hakanustis July 20, 2009

smort

Smort typically means being overly smart. if you have over 69420 IQ, you are officially smort.
if you are smort, you typically don't get women

Damn i have over 70000 IQ, i am so smort

by jonysekk November 2, 2021

smort

to be small and short, sm-ort

that lad is to smort to go on that ride

by emlou September 2, 2013

smort

another name for a cig.

"lemme get a smort peter"

by Bobbie sluts January 27, 2010

smort

A word used by a dumb little shit who thinks he knows everything, when in reality he only thinks he knows that 1+1= anal sex.

"1+1= abortion"
"No it doesn't you dumb shitfuck"
"Hey, I'm very smort!"
"If you're so smort then fuck me"

by I like bitches November 18, 2020