smort 

Smort typically means being overly smart. if you have over 69420 IQ, you are officially smort.
if you are smort, you typically don't get women

Damn i have over 70000 IQ, i am so smort

smort by jonysekk November 2, 2021

Smort 

A combination of the Latin word, Mort meaning death and the English word smart meaning intelligent. So smort means a badass and intelligent.

(Pjo reference)

Percy: ［Reyna］is so smort.
Jason: yeah she is

(Normal conversation)
Random person 1: she's so smort
Random person2: defiantly!

Smort by Cee_is_sassy July 16, 2017

smort 

to be small and short, sm-ort

that lad is to smort to go on that ride

smort by emlou September 2, 2013

Smort 

A judged competition that involves athletic ability that is not a sport.

Figure Skating = Smort

Smort by etbitmydog February 25, 2010

smort 

another name for a cig.

"lemme get a smort peter"

smort by Bobbie sluts January 27, 2010

smort 

A word used by a dumb little shit who thinks he knows everything, when in reality he only thinks he knows that 1+1= anal sex.

"1+1= abortion"
"No it doesn't you dumb shitfuck"
"Hey, I'm very smort!"
"If you're so smort then fuck me"

smort by I like bitches November 18, 2020

Smort 

Smoking with your nose.

Wow that vape smoke I smorted was strong.

Smort by Dreamsofdollface February 20, 2021