Smorgasboredom

The act of opening the fridge, freezer and pantry to do nothing but stare inside with no intention of actually eating.

I get the worst case of smorgasboredom usually when I'm watching Court TV.

by LlamaxNinja July 2, 2009

Gaylord Smorgasbord

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.

1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."

by FarqMuff October 19, 2018

smorgasbeard

The condition of walking around with food particles stuck in one's facial hair, especially when not currently eating.

"Dude. wipe your face! Lunch was an hour ago, and you've still got smorgasbeard!"

by gaijincrow February 15, 2010

Smorgasbong

1. A piece that is filled up with all different types of weed.

2. Multiple pieces each filled with a different type of weed smoked in quick succession.

Yo man, fire up that smorgasbong I'ma rip this one.

by the judester January 20, 2009

smorgasbortion

Having a lot of abortions.

Carolyn has had a smorgasbortion!

by miss olbermann May 6, 2010

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE

a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.

When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.

by weave September 7, 2003

smörgåsbord

A swedish word used when you have diffrent types of bread and juice and other things, and you can pick what you want, similar to a buffé.

smorgasbord in english...

We're going to have a smorgasbord tomorrow

by CraCKtobeR April 10, 2005