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Derivative from the name "Smooze" from the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic," Smooze is a character who absorbs shiny things and gets bigger in size. In this case the character is used as a form of slang word. The definitions being:
- A poser and/or a person who poses as a cool individual, but when in reality all they do is cover up themselves in what they think is cool.
- Someone who inflates their ego by stealing things; a title, possessions, jokes, etc.
A man walks into a bar wearing nothing but designer clothing out for everyone to see. A customer mutters, "Ain't no way bro came in off a smooze"

A: "Yo what's up, brah! YOLO"
B: "Don't talk to me off a smooze bro."
Smooze by AppleWeed January 30, 2025
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"Smoove Lemons man, whatever you need."
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a classy way of saying slut
Talia is such a sloozey sometimes, she just can't control herself
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Sasquatch Snooze 

Deep powerful nap one has that is normally accompanied with mouth open and heavy breathing or snoring. Often times comes after eating heavy meal.
After the big Thanksgiving dinner, we found Dad doing the Sasquatch Snooze on the recliner with large bread crumbs on his sweater.
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There were so many mistakes in that email I just read. Shooze everywhere.

That presentation was nothing but Shooze.
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