Smoothie

A wetsuit that forms a smoothed out shape of your body, originally from the name Oneil Smoothie, smoothie now applies to all neoprene wetsuits.

I'm gonna try put this smoothie on, even though its too small for me, it might look extra smooth!

by S Palmer October 9, 2005

Smoothie

code word for a girlfriend

I am tired of this current flavor of Smoothie, i think its time i get a new one

by lucas b1322 September 20, 2011

Smoothie

When you get roofied and wake up with no underwear and shaved completely smooth....

I dropped some Rohypnol (roofie) in her drink and gave her a smoothie...

Went from Shag carpet to laminate flooring *grins*

by Runcle Paul November 20, 2013

Smoothie

A blow job.

Originally nicknamed by my boyfriend and me for.... no apparent reason, really.

I believe it's time for your smoothie....

Ooer....

by Bela Rasmussen September 28, 2004

Smoothie

Its a drink made up of the semen of 3 young chads.

Moe: Hey! Did you hear about the drink Jack, Mike and Adam made?

Sophia: No, what is it?

Moe: It's a smoothie!

by Duck master 67 September 16, 2021

Smoothie

When, at least, two guys (or more) jerk off into a cup and mix it around.

"Haha, Jake, Nick, and Alex all jerked it into a cup and made a smoothie!" - Nick
"Pics or it didn't happen." -Joe
"HAHA, We gave it to Jenny and we told her it was just her boyfriends jizz and she drank it!" - Nick
"OH GOD, Holy shit!" - Joe

by My Pseudo-pseudonym July 23, 2014

Smoothie

When a male takes a dump then pees in a girls mouth, then the girl swallows it then throws it back up into the guys mouth.

Rodger likes mary very much, so the made a smoothie.

by hobo77 October 14, 2008