by paperchasepanda October 16, 2011
Get the Smookums mug.(Australian) Noun: A short break from work, typically morning or afternoon and the time normally needed to have a toilet break, smoke a cigarette (hence the origin of the word) and possibly have a coffee and/or a light meal.
1) It’s been a bugger of a morning, thank God we got smoko coming up!
2) I’m new around here. What time is smoko?
2) I’m new around here. What time is smoko?
by AussieHelaman May 31, 2018
Get the Smoko mug.by Corryn February 8, 2004
Get the smook mug.Smoko is a term used in Australia and New Zealand by builders and the likes. It's a break where the employee's go and have a durry, and probably a pie too.
by Kiwiboiiii May 16, 2018
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Get the SMOOK SMOOK mug.A pun that combines the words tanorexic and smoker and shares mane of the same attributes: skin as supple as a 300 y.o. saddle baked in the sun, body mass index of a carton of unfiltered Camel cigarettes, husky voice of Patty and Selma from the Simpson's if they had laryngitis, but with the added twist of an oxycodone addiction which would make her an ideal firefighter were it not for her aversion to work.
Q. Did you see that fire east of Hemet?
A. Indeed! They need a fire line of smokorexic grandmas like my neighbor. She can't get smoke inhalation, can't get burned, and has a high pain threshold due to her Oxy addiction.
A. Indeed! They need a fire line of smokorexic grandmas like my neighbor. She can't get smoke inhalation, can't get burned, and has a high pain threshold due to her Oxy addiction.
by TierraShoresResident August 14, 2012
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