Smoker

The name given to a person who you believe is a professional cock smoker and should be as such addressed as smoker as a mark of respect.

Hey Smoker, yeah you! Get me another bourban and coke
That guy is such a smoker
Piss off ya smoker!

by BOD August 27, 2003

Smoker

The manliest character in the entire universe of anime and manga. Yes, even manlier than Guts.
A badass marine who fights for justice and keeps the world safe from pirates on a daily basis.

He smokes two cigars at once at all times and seems to be immune to cancer. He's about as ripped as Kenshiro, minus the tiny hips. He also has a badass bike which he fuels with his own power. Who needs gas when you're a power source yourself, eh?

He's the true hero of One Piece, but that's something Oda (the author) doesn't want you to know... yet.

Man, Smoker sure kicks ass. It sucked for him when he got his weapon broken, though.

by M.. .. .. June 8, 2010

Smoker

Jefferys mom

Jefferys mom is a smoker

by whatsupchingwang August 1, 2015

smoker

A crack hesd or some one who acts like one..... an erratic/irrational person. Used since the 80s till present time.

Hey Cuz, I just rented that smokers car for a 20 piece of soup....lets ride all night! OR That guy just dropped his pants and started tuggin on his dong.....What a fuckin smoker! OR That smoker bitch just dabbed me and sold me some fake shit!

by Pete Negwaski! October 10, 2007

smoker

someone who uses crack

Man, that smoker broke in my house trying to get some money for a hit.

by thatsghetto February 11, 2004

smoker

Someone who inhales smoke on purpose to get a fix of nicotine, a highly addictive drug that should be illegal. They don't realize that smoke is just filth, basically the opposite of fresh clean air. This is worse than inhaling straight up farts, but they do it anyway because they are just so stupid. A smoker could just get an electronic cigarette and inhale their nicotine in water vapor with some flavoring, but they usually don't. They just continue inhaling filth because they are hopeless addicts stuck in a behavioral rut. Smokers usually litter because they don't even care about themselves, let alone the world around them.

Hey smoker! Could you please pick up that butt before I feed it to you and kick you in the balls?

by chuckybubbles December 2, 2011

smoker

One who puts poison in their body. If kept up, smokers will eventually die unpeacefully by sufficating.

Smoker: Hey, you wanna smoke?
Non-smoker: No way- there are cooler ways to die.

--5 years later--

Wrinkly Smoker: hey, do you wanna catch a movie later?
Girl: Sorry, I only go out with guys my age.
Wrinkly Smoker: I am your age!
Girl: Ohh sorry.. then i guess your a smoker.. cool real cool-- nott

by shaun white is a hottiee April 21, 2006