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Smogged

Leanna said "I hate the phrase butt sex" Stacy replied with "ok how about we call it being smogged instead?"
by Anastasia Alchemy October 18, 2012
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smogs

Damn! I left my smogs at the whorehouse.
by Herb N. Dictionary November 4, 2002
mugGet the smogsmug.

SMOG

Acronym for "Secretly Men Obey Girls"
Example #1:

Person #1: "Can't make it today, my girl's keeping me busy all day!"
Person #2: "Sounds like SMOG is actually a thing."

Example #2:

On Twitter: "Soon it's Valentine's Day again - Men, get yourselves together for our women! #SMOG"

Example #3:

"While giving your GF a present is sweet from time to time, doing it constantly reeks of SMOG."

Example #4:

Person #1: "What's popping, bro?"
Person #2: "Not too much, just finished doing my Girlfriends homework."
Person #1: "Again? Isn't she doing that all the time with you?"
Person #2: "Yes, but I just can't say no to her! After all, she threatened me with less sex if I don't do it..."
Person #1: "She's using you, break up with her! The SMOG took over your thoughts!"
by Skelpolu February 9, 2015
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smog

Sudden Moment of Gay-ness
He had a SMOG (sudden moment of gay-ness).
by tishtash1 October 10, 2010
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smog

by HighMan November 8, 2003
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SMOG

'Suck Me Off Gob' acronym

To describe a mouth with lips not dissimilar to two soft moist slugs.
A mouth capable of some good gobble
'Brad's very lucky to be married to Angelina, she's got a right SMOG on her'

'look at those lips, i'd let her squat and gobble me with a SMOG like that'
by ollyderby February 24, 2008
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SMOG

A EMT/Paramedic will some times reference their SMOG to ensure they are giving the prescribed amount of medication.
by igjoeigjoem February 28, 2019
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