smirting

A term for those engaging in smoking and flirting at the same time. Particularly used in countries where a smoking ban in public places has been enforced.

Two people in a bar,
Person 1: I'm just going outside.
Person 2: OK, no problem.
Person 1: I might be a while, I'm going for some smirting, there are some fitties here tonight. Get the drinks in!
Person 2: Cheeky bugger!

by Peggyinnit February 6, 2010

Smirking off

To smirk off, or also known as giving someone a "look" of smirkyness. This phrase was invented by a future female chemist.

"did you call me stupid?"
"No, I was saying something else and then i saw u turn so I said your name. why are you calling me stupid?"
"I didn't!"
" I saw you smirking off and so i thought you were calling me stupid"
"hahaha"

by Chemistry smurfer March 8, 2010

smurping

When you a really high from smoking weed and you burp but smoke comes out.

"Did you just see the teacher smurping in that students face??"

by MackenzieLL June 27, 2008

Smirking Off

Jacking off in class to a hot chick.

Yo, this kid in class was totally smirking off to that new chick.

by Jason Pogany April 20, 2010

Smirking

Smirking a form of white privilege if you are white

That white boy is smirking at that Native American he must be using his white privilege

by Smirking February 8, 2019

smarping

(n) (sum-HAR-ping) A combination of smart & shopping; The act of using coupons and ads to maximize your shopping dollars.

My sister went smarping yesterday. She was gone 3 hours but saved over $100.00!

by TxWarren September 13, 2011