Smartface

A stupid name for a very smart person. Used in an ironic fashion when talking about yourself.

"How did you get a 90 on your math test?!"

"Isn't it obvious? I'm a smartface!"

by I think gavels should be called law-hammers April 5, 2006

stinkface

the art of planting smelly,freshly crapped ass upon someone's face and shimmying to and fro-(causing a poop smear on the victim's face)

There ain't nuthin' I enjoy more than when Uncle billy bob gets done dropping off the kids, and gives me the ole stinkface. whoo doggies!

by iluvcarrottophe'safag July 23, 2003

sharkfacegang

Term that Seattle's Macklemore began using that trended on Twitter! Basically means "group of awesome people," but no one is really sure. It's just kind of fun to say. And type.

Dude, I am totally in #sharkfacegang!
What?

by sharkfacegangftw March 24, 2011

stinkface

rather a distasteful action, planting one's ass in someone elses face, and rubbing it in, therefore leaving their face smeared in shit, and smelling like whatever you had eaten that day.

he backs his ass up in his face! stinkface!

by n00b pwnage February 23, 2005

Sharkfaced

An optimum level of drunk. It lies somewhere between "wasted" and "absolutely annihilated" on the drunk spectrum.

A guy is sharkfaced when:
1. He is using the word "bro" to the point that it is very annoying to any "nonbro's" present.
2. He is claiming to have the next game in beer pong once every 3-5 minutes (whether he plays or not is irrelevant. Often, said bro will not even have a partner whilst making his claim. The bro will be told three times that there is a waiting list, then all claims will be ignored for the remainder of the night.).
3. He is trying to explain the musical genius of jack johnson to strangers.
4. He is creating a general feeling of akwardness for any sober individuals present.

Bro #1: Bro, did Chris hook up with that fatty he kept talking to last night?

Bro #2: I don't know... but he was fucking sharkfaced.

by dougsizzle January 13, 2008

Stinkface

The act of losing a bet and having to endure smelling your friends butt and smell their farts that go up your nose.

I got an all night stinkface before I thought I was going to be initiated into a group of cool people, They farted in my nose 100 times and in my mouth 50 times.

by John Person December 10, 2006

smardface

A girl who thinks she is superior in knowledge over others. Usually tells cheesy jokes and is actually more clever than smart.

Jean: Hey, what is on a hawaiin pizza?
Marcy: Pfffft, you DON'T KNOW THAT?!
Jean: Smardface. -.-
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Marcy: Hey Jean, guess what time it is?
Jean: What time is it?
Marcy: Time to drink some SMARTWATER.
Jean: Smardface. -.-

by Tidbit October 14, 2006