smiff

wipping your butt and the toliet paper breaks. Then taking a wiff of your finger

i wiped my butt and smiffed on my finger.

by Will October 1, 2004

Smiff

To get your ho back in line or to straighten her out with the use of pain. To make her never forget who is in charge.

"Last night I smiffed the fuck outta my woman for embarrassing me in front of my homies" or "My ho's face caved in when I gave her the fucking smiffing of the Millennium"

by Goat 213 September 19, 2003

Smiff

Smiff is Pubic hair. That's the hair the grows around your vagina or penis when you begin puberty.

I nuzzled on my girlfriend's pubic hair.

by Orillion July 31, 2004

smiff

Woman; with big booty.

mmmmm that is a big smiff

by poppable October 1, 2018

smiff

it’s a slur basically for black ppl so only black people can say this so if your not a nigger don’t say it ✋

go back and pick cotton you smiff

by cumsock dad January 24, 2021

smiff

The "aww" eliciting actions performed by cats when they sniff a camera that's pointed at them. Its pronounced "smiff" because cats can't spell

That darned smiffing cat 😩

by googlyfart July 4, 2021

Smiff

Smiff; smiffing; smiffed.

If you keep acting up, I'm gonna smiff yo ass; Damn, that dude is smiffing the hell out his girl; Man, did you see lady smiff her old man?

by alidocious March 30, 2022