Smexie

An annoying term mostly used by thirteen year old girls talking about their "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" on a picture comment on myspace about how "sexy" they are.

"smexie buttt lol i own ilyyy"

by sockersweetie3 February 22, 2009

Smecible

A Decibel. A unit of measuring sound.
Contrary, we have the Smecible. The unit of how strong you smell.

jim: "dude, you're hittin' high on the smecible scale!"
tim: " yeah i know man, didn't have time for a shower today..."

by the_k_man_________ June 19, 2010

Smexxi

A very Sexual and Jizzworthy person, generally they are extremely awesome, however they are an endangered species.

Fact: Mr. Lambert is smexxi.

by SECRETNINJAPOKEMONMASTER July 6, 2011

Sexciting

When someone has the same sex drive and kinks as you, and it makes you wanna scream and cum all over them

Debbie: “OMG I love being choked to near death!!!”
Luke: “DEBBIE NO WAY!! I love choking people to near death!”
Debbie: “LUKE this is so sexciting. I can’t wait to be choked the fuck out!”

by Clubpenguin August 23, 2019

Smexican

Someone who is hispanic and sexy as fuck.

P1: "Damn, dude! Angelicia lookin' fine!"

P2: "That's because she's Smexican."

by Eidoaikr November 27, 2013

Smexi

Smart and Sexy

Vary rare type of girl, most smart girls are ugly and most sexy girls are dumb, but there's the occasional smexi girl.

"Ms. Marie"

"Yes?"

"Your quite a smexi girl"

"Why thank you"

by Pitchblak April 2, 2007

smencils

An enviorment friendly fundraising product sold in elementary and middle schools. They are pencils that are made of rolled, recycled newspapers instead of wood and are soaked in chemicals that produce many different scents, including bubble gum, cherry, cookie dough, and hazelnut latte. Hence the name Sme-ncil. Pencils that smell. Many kids sniff them Obsessively to get high.

Some people in the cafeteria were selling Smencils. Yay.

by Queefer77 February 6, 2006