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A very intelligent person but usually to fucking lazy to do shit.
He would be the new Einstein if he wasn't such a Serdar
serdar by WOwnoshit September 16, 2017
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Wet shit with a reverberous fart.
I just had the best sherd of my life.
sherd by sherdherder November 2, 2010
The last name of one of the greatest females on earth. Also, one with the last name "Smerald" will belong to a clan of 14. Yes. Do feel special..I do.

EssexMASSIF xDD
"Yo. Don't mess with the Smeralds. They're crazy mofos!"
Smerald by Lozzza x December 24, 2007
When an individual fails to clean their anus correctly, sweat starts to builds up causing a thickened sauce like mixture that is usually left on the under garments.
While I was joggin I could feel the smead building between my cheeks.

My arsehole was so itchy today when I scratched it there was Smead left on my finger, it stunk.
Smead by oxgalvatronxo October 10, 2019

word shmerding 

Trying to ridicule a person or thing by repeating twice, but during the second repetition replace the first consonant(s) with s-h-m.
Often used by speakers or decendents of people who speak Yiddish and German. Since a lot of words an names start with shm.
Hugo: You know you really shouldn't do that any more. You might go to prison.
Chester: Prison Shmison.
Hugo: No seriously man. I think I saw a cop.
Chester: Cop shmop
Hugo: You know, that doesn't always work. You can't solve all your problems by word shmerding them.
Is you skerd?
skerd by Havoc June 22, 2003