Smelony

The act of emitting a foul or raunchy odor from one’s nether region that is so offensive to the smelling sense of another, it should be classified by law as a felony.

“My co-worker was in the cafeteria earlier today eating a burrito then came by my cubicle later on and committed a smelony. He should be arrested!!"

by SFJ454 February 11, 2009

Joe Smetona

The great-grandson of the last Lithuanian President, Antanas Smetona. Smoking hot philosopher with an awesome backhand. Intelligent, handsome, loves the ladies.

Wow, that guy just pulled a Joe Smetona!
He is so Joe Smetona!
What would Joe Smetona do?

by Kate Larson February 25, 2008

Smelson

A last name of most likely English background that will guarantee continuous ridicule and humiliation for many young teens whether on purpose or by accident.

"Haha - smell some?"
Sigh..."I really wish my last name wasn't Smelson."

"Last name?"
"Smelson."
"How do you smell that?...ur spell?"

by B, Polar April 24, 2009

Smelton

Smelton is a really atractive egg, he is a golden egg, he is really big, and he has a big booty

Smelton is bae
Smelton is hot

by - made by smeltons lover May 20, 2018

smelanie

a smelly Melanie

yoha: geshhh dats sum smelly melanie
nao: you mean a smelanie

loooool

by yoBATMAN August 8, 2012

spelonk

to spelonk it to searck in a cave. Can also be used offencivley.

1) That's Some Good Spelonking There Bob.
2)You Ass Spelonker, Alex

by Pete Sims March 6, 2005

Shelong

Males' penis

"Shane has a huge shelong
"Oh yea? I will see if I can take that thing in my pussy!"
"LOL! you slut"

by Ephrank July 19, 2009