smellevator

An elevator with a lingering smell, most often a stale fart or cigarette smoke.

I took the smellevator down to go get lunch, but by the time I reached the ground floor I had lost my appetite. Who farts in an elevator anyway?

by deansick September 30, 2009

Smashing Smellies

a variation of the idiom "bumping uglies"

" Dude, Tom and Sue were smashing smellies all night long"

"I hadn't showered in three days man, she still came over......and ya, we still smashed smellies."

"I sure would like to smash her smelly"

by theonewhoknows2010 February 4, 2010

smelleport

describes the action of a fart when it follows the person from whom it came, usually because it is trapped in his/her clothing

Even though I farted in the other room, it stinks in here because my fart smelleported.

by giant dork March 16, 2010

smellershot

a pairing between Smellerbee and Longshot on the Nickolodeon show Avatar the Last Airbender.

I entirely support Smellershot.

by Yue April 18, 2007

turd smeller

A person that loves to smell other people's shit. Typically somebody that hangs out in a bathroom, especially at a work place or a person that always follows you into a bathroom whenever you have to go.

I just sat down in the stall, and would'nt you know it, that effing turd smeller Soon walked in and started to observe himself in the mirror--again.

by biff hoolihan April 29, 2005

cookie smeller

Another derogatory phrase to describe a gay man. Most older gay men have a look about their face that resembles a person who has just smelled a freshly batch of cookies. A sort of smug, satisfied look on their face that accompanies twinkly eyes and pursed lips that barely crack a smile.

Hag: Oh, look! There's Stephen. Is he gay?

Charles: Does he look like he just smelled a batch of cookies?

Hag: Yes he does!

Charles: He's gay and he;s a cookie smeller!

by Saint Paco February 27, 2011

ploppin' smellies

pooping, taking a number two

Where's Eric?
He's in the restroom ploppin' smellies.

by onewhopoops June 28, 2009