Smegalodon

A nonchalant, mysterious main character.

“They call me… the Smegalodon!”

by bruhlol1224 December 17, 2025

Smegaladon

Like a megaladon but covered in fish smegma

Person 1: Have you heard of a smegaladon?

Person 2: No what is it?

Person 1: Its like a megaladon but covered in smegma
Person 2: Oh Tasty eh

by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019

Smegmadonis

A roommate who frequently masturbates in the bathroom you are all sharing.

Person 1: "Don't go in the bathroom for a little bit, Smegmadonis just got done taking a 45 minute "shower""

Person 2: This place is a prison

by FeetFinderConnoisseur January 16, 2024

Smegmadon

A man with an absurd amount or smegma (dick cheese) which is used to make 3D models of Sharks. It is commonly used as an insult towards the uncircumcised smegma havers.

Person 1: "Damn bro, I have a lot of smegma."
Person 2: "You should become a Smegmadon"

by NotGaryWilko February 18, 2024